pilgrimattinkercreek1974:

genie: and for your third wish?

me [sitting next to my two weed smoking girlfriends]: take a wild fucking guess

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marisatomay:

can’t wait for spotify wrapped to tell me that i’ve listened to the same three songs all year but in a fun powerpoint graphics kind of way

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sit pretty 😍

what a fucking lie you’re fucking lying because if you cared and wanted to talk to me you’d fucking listen when i try and tell you about my dreams being scary. but you couldn’t even let me say that my dreams have been scary before you interrupted me with an “ok!” like what the fuck do you want from me? silence unless it’s what you want to talk about?? like you OBVIOUSLY DONT want to hear what i have to say? i can’t talk about work, or my work friends, or my dreams, or anything that’s not something you directly are affected by or care about. but if you wanna talk about your job and i interrupt or don’t pay the right amount of attention i’m an asshole?? like all i do is return your energy and you’re mad at me, IM DOING WHAT YOU DO TO ME AND YOU DONT LIKE IT BUT WHEN IM UPSET ITS HAPPENING TO ME ITS EITHER NOT HAPPENING TO ME OR IM WRONG AND YOURE NOT DOING WHAT I SAY YOU ARE IM MISINTERPRETING OR NOT LISTENING. which is BULLSHIT bc i try really hard to listen and to pay attention bc i also have fucking add and autism so like, PLS tell me again how i’m not trying or i’m not listening or whatever the fuck bullshit you wanna throw my way but you know i know what’s going on, and you’re GOING to fix it or i’m going to be pissed forever

xxtitchiexx:

Waiting for that mood swing to hit so I can start feeling like life is beautiful again

cleopatronising:

cleopatra actually built the great pyramids as monuments to her great pyramid schemes, on account of her being a girlboss. that’s herstory

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